Donald Trump’s Shitty Diet Reflects How Shitty Our Country Is

We all know our country is in for a gross trip over the next four years, but this new CNN study about the presidents diet just makes us a little more alarmed about the future American people. Americans are already obese and unhealthy, and professionals are worried Trumps eating habits…

Zoodles With Bolognese Because We’re On A No-Carb Diet

So like, weve frequently sung the praises of Mr. Atkins and his groundbreaking diet. Is it totally recommended by nutritionists and people who actually study this shit? No, but can you lose 3 lbs in a week? You bet! Simple swaps like replacing rice with some sort of cauliflower powder…

We Went On A Week-Long Smoothie Diet And These Are Our Stories

Sometimes, we put ourselves through really stupid shit to entertain. This was not one of those times. I, Betchy Crocker (totally my real name thx mom and dad) have a wedding coming upmineand was determined to lose 3 lbs before the upcoming nuptials. Day 1 I wake up and make…

The End Of Diet Coke Might Be Upon Us AKA The World Is Ending

Im not trynna freak yall out or anything, but all the betchy drinks are on the verge of extinction. First we learned prosecco might run out, then Champagne. Not to mention ros season ends in like a fucking month. In case that wasnt mind-blowingly awful enough, its recently come out…